Breakfast Buttocks: your 2016 Rear of the Year, Jennifer Metcalfe

Rear of the Year is one of those awards that sounds like a terrific idea, but rather than give it to the hottest ass on Instagram, it’s instead confined to 35-plus British actresses, TV personalities and actors, plus the occasionally holder of drug-fuelled gay orgies. Barbara Windsor won it. Carol Vorderman won it TWICE. Will Young, Michael Barrymore and Frank Skinner have won it, at least showing the judges have a sense of humour. Somehow Pippa Middleton has been denied the award, probably because she’s not 50 or hasn’t found someone floating face-down in her pool.

Jen here had turned 33, so was deemed old enough to be a unique selection. Great ass though. Hollyoaks tends to churn them out.

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