Cops joined the Mile High Club with hooker on private jet to Las Vegas
Apr18

Cops joined the Mile High Club with hooker on private jet to Las Vegas

NY POST: NYPD officials had sex with a prostitute dressed as a flight attendant during at least one trip on… Read the...

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Lena Dunham pitches in on the Glamour plus-size debate
Apr08

Lena Dunham pitches in on the Glamour plus-size debate

I think there’s nothing wrong with being plus size. Beautiful healthy women. Plus size is considered size 16 in America.… Read the...

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Amy Schumer and Ashley Graham push back on the whole plus size thing
Apr06

Amy Schumer and Ashley Graham push back on the whole plus size thing

Glamour Magazine made the mistake of including Amy Schumer with Adele, Melissa McCarthy, and Ashley Graham in a bumbling attempt… Read the...

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Witch hunt targets doc who ordered a hooker to the hospital
Mar19

Witch hunt targets doc who ordered a hooker to the hospital

Metro:  Dr Rupert Pemsel, 32, is facing a medical tribunal following the tryst with escort Leanne Kennedy, 29.   The tribunal… Read the...

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The most British story of all time
Jan25

The most British story of all time

   Get a load of this:    *********… Read the...

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Sean Penn’s El Chapo interview is straight bananas
Jan10

Sean Penn’s El Chapo interview is straight bananas

Sean Penn – yes, you read that right – managed to get an interview with notorious escapee drug lord, El… Read the...

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Super Gonorrhea is terrifying the night clubbers of Northern England
Dec30

Super Gonorrhea is terrifying the night clubbers of Northern England

   Independent: A new strain dubbed ‘super gonorrhea’ has surfaced, which is resistant to the antibiotic treatments usually given to… Read the...

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Guy goes Babe Ruth on his brother in an argument over sweat pants
Dec29

Guy goes Babe Ruth on his brother in an argument over sweat pants

  Daily News: A dispute over a pair of sweatpants escalated into a brutal assault when a Queens man grabbed… Read the...

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Tommy Chong Gives Donald Trump Clean Bill of Health
Dec14

Tommy Chong Gives Donald Trump Clean Bill of Health

It has been decreed that Donald Trump “will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency”. There are two… Read the...

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Left Wing Think Tank recommends more music and laughing to stop terrorists
Nov17

Left Wing Think Tank recommends more music and laughing to stop terrorists

We are required by law to remind you that the following take is satire – that doesn’t mean the writer… Read the...

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