Emma Watson told to hand in her #Resist card
Mar02

Emma Watson told to hand in her #Resist card

United Nations Ambassador for All Things Lady Parts Emma Watson has been taking a break from making ludicrous suggestions like… Read the...

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Gamblers Guide to NRL Week 1
Feb28

Gamblers Guide to NRL Week 1

Welcome to the Tim Simona Memorial NRL Gamblers Guide for 2017.  According to the SMH, Simona is about to be… Read the...

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You know what? F*&^ Danny Weidler
Feb26

You know what? F*&^ Danny Weidler

SMH gossip columnist, shameless shill and professional couch-fainter Danny Weidler kicked off his weekly haughty column this week posing the… Read the...

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I bet you won’t be able to put down this new Leon Pryce autobiography
Feb23

I bet you won’t be able to put down this new Leon Pryce autobiography

Aaron Bower, rugby league writer for the Guardian, was put in the unfortunate position of being unable to say ‘no’… Read the...

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NRL clubs torching some big bucks
Feb19

NRL clubs torching some big bucks

Roy Masters decided to outline in the Sydney Morning Herald the red ink being racked up for the owners or… Read the...

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Emma Watson would like to tell you about Stockholm Syndrome
Feb18

Emma Watson would like to tell you about Stockholm Syndrome

Serial pest, shell company owner and raiser of irrelevant issues but solver of none, Emma Watson, threw up two more… Read the...

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Milton Keynes guy lets his yuuuuuge girlfriend bang other dudes
Feb16

Milton Keynes guy lets his yuuuuuge girlfriend bang other dudes

This guy chose well: The Sun – Waking up on a Saturday morning, Beatrice Gibbs takes one look at the… Read the...

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Super League Top Trumps – grab your Rhinos, Giants, Warriors and Red Devils!
Feb09

Super League Top Trumps – grab your Rhinos, Giants, Warriors and Red Devils!

Limited Edition GuyJest Super League Top Trumps cards – coming to a bubble gum machine near you.  … Read the...

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Inept Blatherer of the Week: Phil Clarke’s Super League Preview is here!
Feb08

Inept Blatherer of the Week: Phil Clarke’s Super League Preview is here!

  We all remember with great mirth the greatest rugby league prediction ever – when Phil Clarke decided in his… Read the...

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Gamblers Guide to Super Bowl LI
Feb03

Gamblers Guide to Super Bowl LI

There’s only one game left to bet on in the 2016 NFL season: Patriots vs Falcons.  But the Super Bowl… Read the...

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