Cops joined the Mile High Club with hooker on private jet to Las Vegas

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NY POST: NYPD officials had sex with a prostitute dressed as a flight attendant during at least one trip on a private plane paid for by a businessman at the heart of a federal probe into police corruption, The Post has learned.

Police brass joined the “Mile High Club” with the woman after departing from New Jersey’s Teterboro Airport en route to Las Vegas in 2014, sources said. The call girl repeated her “Coffee, tea or me?” routine when the cops flew back from Vegas, sources said.

“It was first-class plus, with full service,” said a source close to the case.

Jona Rechnitz, who is under investigation in a suspected gifts-for-favors scheme, provided the high-priced transportation, the sources said. Lawyers for the cops each said they “deny the allegations” about their married clients.

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Local government budgets are constantly under pressure due to rising costs and a reducing tax base. I always thought that this sort of thing would be an ideal solution: allow cops to accept hookers in exchange for letting guys off white collar, non-violent or other minor crimes in exchange for lower salaries. It’s like salary sacrifice with a pension.

When you join the force, you can choose to opt in or opt out of the program. The actual quality of the hooker service depends on your rank/years of service, and the type of crime involved. You let a guy off for taking some upskirt pics on the subway, it’s a hummer in the back of your squad car. You look the other way on some guy moving some weight down in the financial district, it’s one of those ones that call themselves “escorts” at the Four Seasons. If you rise to the rank of Colonel, you can accept Mile High jobbies on a private plane to Vegas in exchange for some of the more elaborate white collar frauds.

There’s a limit on the seriousness of the crime naturally – anything up to felony assault. But you sacrifice salary up front, and cost the city less.

P.S. Coffee, Tea or Me is a great line. I wonder if any asshole ever took coffee?

P.P.S ‘Lawyers for the cops each said they “deny the allegations” about their married clients.’ The poor bastards. You’d think you’re in the clear if you’re on a jet on the way to Vegas.

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Author: Max Smith

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