Guy filmed himself jerking off into co-workers coffee and rubbing his dick on her phone

Douglas Whaley For years Douglas Whaley snuck into his co-worker’s office when no one was around, ejaculated into her coffee cup and on her desk and rubbed his penis on her phone. He filmed himself doing so — 25 videos were discovered by police when they searched his phone and computer during a voyeurism investigation, a judge said at his sentencing hearing in Newmarket in February. “It is disgusting and extremely disturbing. I feel violated,” said his co-worker, who had no idea this was going on until the videos were discovered. The woman believes she ingested his semen without her consent or knowledge, and that he intended for her to ingest it.

But Whaley, 41, was charged with, and pleaded guilty to, mischief to property. “This does not describe the gravity of the crime that was committed against me,” she said in her victim-impact statement of the mischief charge. In an interview she said she does not want to minimize sexual assault in any way, but she feels like she was forced into oral sex. She says she knows the current definition of sexual assault would not capture what happened to her, but she hopes that could change.


Boy, this article in going to linger in the mind of every office worker across the globe.  Douglas Whaley, while looking exceptionally skeezy, can’t be the only weirdo out there jerking off into peoples’ coffee cups and rubbing his cock on their phones.  This is an absolutely terrifying thought.

I mean you expect it at food service establishments.  You know full well going in that they’re “seasoning” the lobster bisque, farting on the meringue, sneezing on the braised endive, and jizzing in the cream of mushroom soup.  You’re completely aware that while they’re wearing hairnets for health reasons, they’re running their nutsacks all over the cutlery and crockery.  It’s a given.  It’s the price for paying people poorer than you to make you food.

But what you’re not prepared for is Dougie in accounts coming in early every morning, spunking in the coffee work and bell-ending the phone you have stuck to your ear all day.  There’s no wonder the work-from-home and freelance economies are booming.

P.S.  STRONG take from the victim here saying she’s effectively been forced into the equivalent of oral sex.  Take it from someone who has been fooled by the “I’ll reciprocate later” 68 trick, when you’re forced into oral sex, you’ll know about it.

P.P.S.  He FILMED himself?  25 times?  Why would you do that?  What possible good could come from that?


Author: Max Smith

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