Guy hangs dong in yearbook pic; takes school a year to find out
Source: Hunter Osborn, 19, is facing70 charges after acting on a dare from friends to expose his penis in his high school football team’s photo. The picture made it into the Red Mountain football program, sold at the team’s home games, and 3,400 copies of the school’s yearbook before the photo was brought to the attention of school officials.
Police were made aware of the photo Saturday. Osborn, who was 18 when the photo was taken, was booked on 69 counts of indecent exposure, a class 1 misdemeanor, and one count of furnishing harmful items to a minor, a class 4 felony. He was fitted with an electric monitor and released on his own recognizance.
I can’t be the only one who was a little disconcerted to hear that this is a crime – particularly a felony. Contrary to what you’d think, playing male team sports involves not only a lot of alcohol and painkillers, but also a lot of whipping your genitals out for photographs, teabagging and the helicopter to uproarish laughter.
To find out you could be fitted with an electronic monitorng device and have to register as a sex offender because the Photography Club was too brain dead to notice your cock out and actually printed the thing is absolutely fucking terrifying. It’s certainly more terrifying than seeing a dick in your high school football program.
If he wasn’t facing 70 or so charges, and a life of his future neighbours just assuming he’s a kiddy diddler, this would be the greatest prank of all time. No-one in the history of whipping their dicks out has ever hoped to pull off getting it past the photographer and yearbook editor, and having it on sale at home games and eternally stored in the houses of 3,400 students. It’s the Holy Grail of whipping your dick out.
At this rate, Hunter is a future US President.