Saudi guy beats rape charge after saying he accidentally fell into girl’s vagina

SAUDI BUSINESSMAN

 

The Mirror: A millionaire businessman has been found not guilty of rape after claiming he accidentally penetrated her when he tripped and fell. Ehsan Abdulaziz, 46, was initially accused of forcing himself on an 18-year-old as she slept on a couch at his London flat after a night of drinking.

The Saudi property developer said he had already had sex with the young woman’s 24-year-old friend and it was possible his penis may have been poking out of his underwear when he tripped.  the group had met at an exclusive West End club last year where he entertained them before offering them a lift home.

The 18-year-old claimed that after a number of drinks at Abdulaziz’s north London home, she went to sleep on the couch. She said she woke up to find him on top of her, forcing himself on her. “She woke up with the defendant kissing her and his penis in her vagina,” prosecutor Jonathan Davies told the Southwark Crown Court. “She said: ‘What are you doing?’ and he said ‘It’s fine,’ indicating that her friend was asleep.  Abdulaziz said he had accidentally fallen on the teenager and that she tried to seduce him, and that was how his DNA got onto her vagina. He also told the court it was possible he had semen on his hands after having sex with the young woman’s friend. The jury acquitted Abdulaziz after just 30 minutes of deliberations.

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Well, I can only assume Ehsan Abdulaziz’s lawyer was either Jackie Chiles or the guy who got OJ off, because this is the greatest legal win of all time. I mean how did they defend these charges with a straight face?

“How does the defendant plead?”
“I tripped and fell and fell in her vagina, your honour”
“Were you not wearing pants?”
“I was your honour, definitely, but my penis was poking out of them”
“OK, well how did your DNA get in there?”
“Probably when I fell, your honour”
“But semen just doesn’t end up everywhere when you fall over”
“Well, I’d just penetrated her friend your honour, so I’d say I had semen all over my hands”.

But the kicker?  The jury acquitted Abdulaziz after just 30 minutes of deliberations.

Lawyers defending rapey Saudi businessmen the world over will be pouring over this case looking for whatever magic Jedi mind trick fooled an entire jury into believing this fat bastard.

 

 

 

Author: Max Smith

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