The UK Government is baffled by your interest in anal sex

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IndependentThe Government is concerned that increasing numbers of young people are trying anal sex. Officials at the Department for Culture, Media and Sport are baffled at the increased popularity of the act despite apparent “research” suggesting it is not pleasurable for women. The warning is included in a consultation document issued by the Department about plans to further restrict access to online pornography. It argues that young people are trying anal sex as a result of having viewed pornography, and that this is an unwelcome development.  “While the increase in anal sex cannot be attributed directly to pornography consumption, it does feature in a large percentage of mainstream pornography (for example, one content analysis found it featured in 56% of sex scenes).” The consultation suggests that restricting access to pornography might reduce the numbers of people trying anal sex.

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Whoa whoa whoa…. hold your horses here, UK Government.  You find some obscure bit of research that suggests anal sex is not pleasurable for the receiver, and you’re talking about restricting access to pornography?  That’s the unwelcome development.

Look, what we all need here is a bit of education.  I’m sure blowjobs aren’t pleasurable for the recipient either, especially if you “forget” to give a courtesy tap.

You tee off on anal like they do in a porn, and sure, it’s going to be a little uncomfortable for the catcher.  Maybe a lot uncomfortable.  I’m sure they edit an enormous amount of preparation and drug-taking out.   But like any sport, you can’t expect to play at amateur level like they do in the pros.  Educate people about that.  Your research must have told you by now that guys are going to stick their penis in anything.

P.S.  Only 56% of porns feature anal?  I wonder what sites post the 44% of porns I haven’t seen.

Author: Max Smith

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